Sustainable Living Promoter Gifts

Recycling.

"The news about climate change isn't all bad, it looks as though I'll be dead before it gets too cataclysmic."

The cost of home grown vegetables

recycling

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"And our top of the range model is uniquely fuelled by hydro electricity sourced from the clearest glacier melt water filtered through recycled muslin face masks."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

Nature versus commerce.

But is it organic?

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

View to the Future

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

100% carbon neutral

The original paperless office

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."