Sustainable Living Promoters Gifts

"Oh, just swapping over to a renewable energy source..."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

But is it organic?

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

100% carbon neutral

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'It's going to be a vegan.'

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Nuclear generation of energy.

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Vivienne Westwood

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

Price may vary with weather.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

Water scarcity in Africa

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"