Sustainable Living Advocate Gifts

"Gentlemen, it's time we gave some serious thought to the effects of global warming."

Gas Vs. Electric

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'Just think...our pies feed the soil,the soil feeds the grass,the grass feeds us...'

'I don't think I have enough green to buy a green vehicle.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"Don't throw it away when you're done. Repurpose, like I did."

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

"Which is the best variety for sitting around and eventually rotting because you don't even like apples, you just wanted to do something 'fallish'"?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

“Oh, I almost forgot, and the polar ice caps. I want them to stop melting.”

Snowman without coal eyes: 'I'm trying to reduce my dependence on fossil fuels.'

"We like to know where our food comes from."

'Why are you taking Gas-X?' 'To preserve the ozone.'

'He has all of his fingers and toes and, so far...no carbon footprint.'

'My only consolation is that by eating us they're killing themselves.'

Farm Fresh - last chance before we switch to biofuel crops.

'Look! If I wave these around I can generate electricity!'

"Well? I told you this would happen."

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

"You're right - the cod stocks are worryingly low."

Ten deeply green bottles

Sustainable SUV.

American oil consumption.

Wind powered traffic barrier.

"Recycling Depot."

'Now do you believe in global warming?'

Price may vary with weather.

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

'All our food is locally sourced.'

Transport Policy - no curbing of car use.

Environmental Catastrophe Alarm.

Biofuels.

'Stupid global warming!'