Sustainability Advocate Gifts

"It's a pity those awful people were right about the environment."

'Don't laugh, you're next. St Peter says these new units are more energy efficient.'

Is it sustainable?

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

'Runs completely on electricity - generated by a tiny coal-burning power plant.'

'Is climate change a problem?'

Crikey! I'm over half way through this! Maybe I should drink a little slower...

"This company believes in sustainable development. We don't think yours is."

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

'Last month's technology' bin next to electronics store.

Today's Weather.

Sucking up Greenhouse gas.

New Zero-Emission homes.

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

Play dead. We have to make them think their new sprays work.

"I want you to know that genetically modified food are completely safe to eat..."

Reducing paper usage.

We are really environmentally friendly. We color everything green.

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Green Coffee

Flooding Review - 'We're holding you responsible...'

In the future, wars will be fought over water

'Have you offset your guilt?'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Recycling - Bottles/Magazines and Commitments to cut CO2 Emissions.

'Of course if we left the land to itself it would revert to woodland anyway. But where's the profit in that?'

'I pay for my energy, and if I want to waste it, I'll waste it.'

"This city is going to hell! That used to be a parking lot."

A Formidable tree stands with chain saw and axe in hand.

"Since I'm not poor like you, I can afford to have scruples. . . I would never buy cheap clothes made with child labour."

'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'

'This civilization collapsed because it abused its environment.'

Now // Near Future