Sustainability Advocate Mugs

"It's a pity those awful people were right about the environment."

'Don't laugh, you're next. St Peter says these new units are more energy efficient.'

Is it sustainable?

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

'Runs completely on electricity - generated by a tiny coal-burning power plant.'

'Is climate change a problem?'

Crikey! I'm over half way through this! Maybe I should drink a little slower...

"This company believes in sustainable development. We don't think yours is."

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'Last month's technology' bin next to electronics store.

Sucking up Greenhouse gas.

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

New Zero-Emission homes.

Today's Weather.

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

Play dead. We have to make them think their new sprays work.

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

Environment-friendly packaging

Reducing paper usage.

"I want you to know that genetically modified food are completely safe to eat..."

We are really environmentally friendly. We color everything green.

Flooding Review - 'We're holding you responsible...'

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Green Coffee

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'I pay for my energy, and if I want to waste it, I'll waste it.'

Recycling - Bottles/Magazines and Commitments to cut CO2 Emissions.

'Have you offset your guilt?'

In the future, wars will be fought over water

'Of course if we left the land to itself it would revert to woodland anyway. But where's the profit in that?'

A Formidable tree stands with chain saw and axe in hand.

"Since I'm not poor like you, I can afford to have scruples. . . I would never buy cheap clothes made with child labour."

'This civilization collapsed because it abused its environment.'

'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'

"This city is going to hell! That used to be a parking lot."