Green Living Supporter Gifts

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

But is it organic?

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

View to the Future

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Garden Goddess.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

The original paperless office

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Just Stop Boil

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

100% carbon neutral

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"