Green Living Devotees Gifts

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

I guess she had other plans for you.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Garden Goddess.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Just Stop Boil

100% carbon neutral

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Global Warming Coming Soon!

'It's going to be a vegan.'

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Nuclear generation of energy.

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

Recycling bottle bank.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'Where's my horse?'

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'