Lovers Of Clean Living Gifts

A man collects dog tracks.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'But you said to clean my room.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

In the art gallery

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

Clean air.

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Well, if you don't smoke or drink, stop chewing gum!'

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

'The automatic doors won't open.' 'Your carbon footprints are too light.'

Argument between Disposable or Washable Nappies

'My mom invented baths!'

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

'And this, of course, is the clean room.'

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Medieval Torture

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.