Cleanliness Enthusiasts Gifts

Extra Strong Dirt Remover.

"Both of you shut up and thank God you're not me."

Tunnel of Laundry.

"Baldo, you better not drop out of school, because if you have to be a laborer...you'll starve to death."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Sweep the board.

Dogs shaving

Ironing day.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'But you said to clean my room.'

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Wash your hands

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

Dust Bunny

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"