Cleaning Enthusiast Gifts

'You're nothing without me and you know it.'

Noah calls out: 'Hey, could we have some volunteers to stay and help clean up?'

'You won't get me to sit on the couch and discuss my obsession until I straighten things up, Dr Hunter.'

Sweeping under the carpet

"We're in the tub together. But not like it used to be."

"Want to put the house on the market so we clean it?"

'TEN... NINE... EIGHT...'

Man sweeps dust under carpet and small man sweeps it out.

"Now the first thing we do is check that nobody is still on 'hold'."

'The directions said to use two capfuls.'

"It's just a hunch, but you may have the power set too high on your pressure washer."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

'I don't know why I didn't hink of this years ago.'

Corrupt Mop

'Today we learned how to clip coupons and vacuum.'

'Of course, I sweep everything behind that door.'

Finally! The First Vacuum Cleaner That's Always Fun (to put away).

Mops - "Boy, after a hard days work I'm wrung out!"

'It was a messy divorce, the wife got all the cleaning products.'

"And to think as a child I used to love playing house."

'Careful, I went absolutely mad and polished everything.'

'Three words, Corporal: 'Advanced military technology',,, Relax,'

'And this buton, here, puts it into super suction...'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

OCD Therapy group

'How come when you vacuum, you don't smile like the women in TV commercials?'

'Given up on the eco-friendly loo cleaner then.'

'The surgeon left a couple sponges in me, but on the plus side, I'm able to soak up spills without a mop.'

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

The part Verna hated most about cleaning the bathroom was the scum in the bathtub.

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

Dust Bunny

"I wish I knew how you managed to get so filthy at work everyday!"

"I always knew I could look behind the fridge, but I never stopped to ask if I should."