Home Cleaning Enthusiasts Gifts

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Biofelineism

Sweep the board.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'But you said to clean my room.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Dust Bunny

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Cleaning up space junk.

"Hello job security."

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Carpet Cleaner.

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

Floor Cleaner

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

Spring cleaning.

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

"Clean your specs, lady?"

Hospital Cleaning.

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"