Home Cleaning Heroes Gifts

“... next do the living room and then take out the garbage and after that ...” / “I don’t think this was in my contract.”

Domestic Superheroes!!

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Biofelineism

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

'Caw blimey!'

Dummies Books.

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

The household cavalry

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

Cinderella mopping up

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."