Home Hygiene Hero Gifts

'Given up on the eco-friendly loo cleaner then.'

Born To Raise Dirt

Came home early one day and caught him vacuuming. He's a good man, she thought, but he missed a spot.

'I've just washed that doormat!'

Cinderella mopping up

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Bathing the dog

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Whack-a-molecule

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

'Caw blimey!'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Hand sanitizer

Moses unblocking the toilet.

The new global mantra flag for the future

The household cavalry

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'