Home Hygiene Lover Gifts

'Maybe we should dilute the cleanser some.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Wash your hands

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

A day in the life of a dish sink

Criminal Germs

We need to keep him a few days, but we can loan you a courtesy husband until he's ready to go home.

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

Cinderella mopping up

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'