Home Hygiene Lover Pillows

'Maybe we should dilute the cleanser some.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Wash your hands

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Soap Versus Coronavirus

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

Criminal Germs

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

Cinderella mopping up

A day in the life of a dish sink

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."