Home Cleanliness Enthusiast Pillows

"If I could just get him to wipe his feet before entering the house, it would cut my cleaning day in half."

Feel free to have a wash but this time please do not leave the bath smelling of ham.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Dogs shaving

Sweep the board.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

Spring Cleaning

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Cleaning up space junk.

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

Floor Cleaner

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

Carpet Cleaner.

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

"Hello job security."

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"