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Why Nature Abhors A Vacuum

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Dogs shaving

Raptures

Ironing day.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"How did you get him to do housework?"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

Spring Cleaning

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

Anal Retentives Assoc.

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

Spring cleaning.

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

"Thank God!"

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

The Messy Sink

Super glue hoovering

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

The Movers - Decluttering

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

Contrary to popular belief... pigs are very clean animals!