Home Hygiene Enthusiast Pillows

Cleaner wringing out money from her mop.

'Burl always has to walk around the house when he brushes his teeth. . . he can't sit still for a minute.'

"The vacuum has too much suction."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Hand sanitizer

Wash your hands

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

Spring Cleaning

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

Criminal Germs

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

Cinderella mopping up

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

A day in the life of a dish sink

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'