Kitchen Hygiene Enthusiast Pillows

'Employees must wash hands after touching sardines'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Wash your hands

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

Spring Cleaning

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

A day in the life of a dish sink

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

Thank you for the wedding present.