Kitchen Hygiene Enthusiast Gifts

'Employees must wash hands after touching sardines'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Wash your hands

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Spring Cleaning

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

Thank you for the wedding present.

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

A day in the life of a dish sink

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria