Kitchen Cleanliness Advocate Gifts

"The people next door eat a lot better."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

In the art gallery

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

'Ooops! No got that wrong, those two chemicals should never be mixed...'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

The Messy Sink

'My mom invented baths!'

"Looks like you've got some competition."

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

Bigfoot is cooking food with a large hair net.

Medieval Torture

person wearing heatproof suit for cooking

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."