'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'
Kitchen Safety Advocate Gifts
Searching for a gift for the kitchen safety advocate? Our collection combines humor and practicality, perfect for anyone passionate about promoting safe cooking practices. These thoughtful items are ideal for inspiring safe kitchen habits and making a meaningful statement at home or in culinary classes. Whether it’s a fun mug, a clever t-shirt, cozy pillow, or eye-catching print, our products celebrate the importance of safety in the kitchen while adding personality and charm.
Power Toaster
would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?
Honest Vending
'Don't worry it's organic...'
"What do you have that won't kill me?"
"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."
"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."
The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.
"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."
'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'
Frankenfish
Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research
"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"
At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.
"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"
"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."
"What do you recommend today?"
Quick, what's the five-second rule in dog years?
Food inspection results
Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?
"Uncle Tod's Reviews"
Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.
"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi
Grim Reaper with ChipsFries.
'Ooops! No got that wrong, those two chemicals should never be mixed...'
"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"
'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'
'Are you sure you washed this salad?'
"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."
"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"
"...and into each box, we now put a tiny amount of antidote to counteract all the additives."
'Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.'
'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'
"It says it's 100% ground beef. Only bones, brains, butts and eyeballs. Absolutely no pink slime added..."
Kitchen Safety Advocate Gifts Collection
Kitchen Safety Advocate Mugs
Explore our selection of mugs that celebrate kitchen safety advocates with humorous and insightful designs—ideal for daily reminders and thoughtful gifts.
Kitchen Safety Advocate Pillows
Find cozy pillows with clever safety slogans and charming graphics, perfect for adding personality to any kitchen or living space.
Kitchen Safety Advocate Prints
Browse our striking prints that promote kitchen safety, combining decorative appeal with meaningful messages for safety advocates.
Kitchen Safety Advocate T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts featuring witty and engaging safety messages—perfect for kitchen safety advocates who like to wear their passion with pride.