Kitchen Cleanliness Advocate Pillows

"The people next door eat a lot better."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

In the art gallery

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'Ooops! No got that wrong, those two chemicals should never be mixed...'

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"Looks like you've got some competition."

'My mom invented baths!'

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

Bigfoot is cooking food with a large hair net.

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

The Messy Sink

person wearing heatproof suit for cooking

Medieval Torture

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."