Cuisine Cleanliness Advocate Pillows

"We could have really used you last year, but it seems to be clearing up."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Honest Vending

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

A Change of Scene.

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

In the art gallery

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

Grim Reaper with ChipsFries.

'Ooops! No got that wrong, those two chemicals should never be mixed...'

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'