"We could have really used you last year, but it seems to be clearing up."
Cuisine Cleanliness Advocate Prints
Decorate their kitchen or wall space with vibrant prints that promote cleanliness. Inspiring and witty designs that celebrate their advocacy for a spotless cuisine environment.
'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'
Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.
'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'
Honest Vending
'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'
Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool
'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'
'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'
"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."
"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"
'Don't worry it's organic...'
A Change of Scene.
'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'
The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.
"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."
"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."
'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'
In the art gallery
"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."
Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research
"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"
'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'
"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"
Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.
Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise
Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.
Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.
"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"
"Uncle Tod's Reviews"
Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.
"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi
'Ooops! No got that wrong, those two chemicals should never be mixed...'
Grim Reaper with ChipsFries.
"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"
Cuisine Cleanliness Advocate Prints Collection
Cuisine Cleanliness Advocate Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the cuisine cleanliness advocate—perfect to add a splash of humor to their kitchen routines.
Cuisine Cleanliness Advocate Pillows
Cozy up with pillows that show their dedication to hygiene—ideal for decorating in a playful and functional way.
Cuisine Cleanliness Advocate T-Shirts
Discover witty and stylish t-shirts that celebrate the love of a clean kitchen—great for everyday wear or as a fun gift.