Cleanliness Advocates Pillows

Sleep rinse.

'Sorry, I overwashed.'

'Yes, I would like you to move your feet. I'd like you to move them to the Jobcentre and get a job!'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Polluted geese

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

The Cougher

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

In the art gallery

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

Pollution Look

Cleaning Lockers.

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

Clean air.