Cleanliness Advocates T-Shirts

Sleep rinse.

'Sorry, I overwashed.'

'Yes, I would like you to move your feet. I'd like you to move them to the Jobcentre and get a job!'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Polluted geese

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

The Cougher

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

You have the worst spring breath.

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

In the art gallery

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Pollution Look

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'