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Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

The Environmentalist

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Polluted geese

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'I blame global warming!'

Government a la Carte

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Climate Crisis

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Water company bonus.

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

The sea 2050.

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.