Cleanliness Crusaders T-Shirts

'Kids! I've asked you to clean up you bedrooms 7 times now!!!'

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

'Another Monday morning with me and my incompetent caregiver.'

'I've got concerns about the cleanliness of your kitchen!'

Cat litter box with feces spelling out the words "Clean me".

"Customer services?...about this self cleaning cooker."

Pete's trying to groom himself"

Brighter than white laundry soap.

'You're right. All it needs is a woman's touch.'

'We'd better go clean our rooms - Mom's getting serious.'

"Look, I used handsanitizer without you telling me to."

"Mom, brooms are so nineties! Nowadays you have a robot vacuum cleaner!"

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Ironing day.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"It's trickle down."

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Global Warming.

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

Fumes from furniture

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'