Clean Air Crusader T-Shirts

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'Good, I see we're finally going green.'

'It only hurts when I breath.'

Fresh Air

Warning: Do Not Breathe - Breathing May Cause Death or Serious Injury

Lollipop mask

Escaping the Smog

Balloons Holding Child Above the Pollution

No-smoking.

The Clean old Days.

Man walking through cloud of smog

Beaches by a power station

"Lovely day. It feels like hardly any ozone has been depleted since yesterday."

"And they call themselves intelligent?!"

Will the last person to quit smoking please empty the ashtray!

COVID-19 vs Air Pollution

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Polluted geese

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Man using to much bug spray

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Just Stop Boil

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'