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Is the energy clean?

Where clean coal comes from.

The Jeopardy of Progress

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Politically Correct Snowperson

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Just Stop Boil

Global Warmer 2000.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

There is No Planet C

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Earth stove

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I think we have run out of time..."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"It's trickle down."

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Fish want out of polluted river.

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

"I can see our house from here."

"Global warming enough for ya?"