Environmental Crusaders T-Shirts

"Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."

'You're an SUV owner? Well, why don't you just park right up front here...'

Genetically modified crops(Frankestein food).Keep out.

'Just like at home, the Martians are dumping industrial waste in their fabled canals.'

Hooray! The youth is interested in politics and in the environment!!

Tony Hayward.

The Jeopardy of Progress

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Global Warmer 2000.

Just Stop Boil

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

There is No Planet C

Earth stove

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!