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The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Global Warmer 2000.

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Just Stop Boil

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

There is No Planet C

Earth stove

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Fish want out of polluted river.

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

"I can see our house from here."