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"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Global Warmer 2000.

Just Stop Boil

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Earth stove

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

There is No Planet C

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I think we have run out of time..."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

"Global warming enough for ya?"