Eco-friendly Crusader T-Shirts

Couple with corner of runway in their living room - "Bloody airport expansion..."

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Ironing day.

The melting polar ice caps

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

Environment policy.

Litter Pick

Fish want out of polluted river.

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

COP26

Global Warming.

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Ecological balance.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"I dunno...ask him."

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"