Eco-friendly Crusader Gifts

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Couple with corner of runway in their living room - "Bloody airport expansion..."

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Ironing day.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

The melting polar ice caps

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

Environment policy.

Litter Pick

Fish want out of polluted river.

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Global Warming.

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

COP26

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Ecological balance.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."