Ecological Crusader Gifts

'Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Global Warmer 2000.

Just Stop Boil

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Earth stove

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

There is No Planet C

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

The melting polar ice caps

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Environment policy.

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