Environmentalist Crusader Gifts

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

North Pole

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Polluted geese

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

View to the Future

The interested bystanders.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Insect extinction

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Water company bonus.

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Food waste with recycling symbol

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

Climate Change

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."