Environmentalist Crusader Gifts

Amazon...

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

North Pole

Polluted geese

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

The interested bystanders.

View to the Future

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Insect extinction

Environmentalist Brainstorm

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

Food waste with recycling symbol

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Water company bonus.

"I think we have run out of time..."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

HELLth Food Sprouts

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Climate Change

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."