Sustainability Crusader Gifts

Environmental Hour Glass.

Award for recycling

"I hope those candles are 'energy efficient'."

"I don't know which upset me more: being diagnosed as bi-polar, or finding out that they're melting!"

"I say we wait for one with a brain..."

"Do you want to pay the twenty cent cup charge or should I just pour the coffee down your throat?"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Polluted geese

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

The interested bystanders.

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

100% carbon neutral

Just Stop Boil

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Global Warmer 2000.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Insect extinction

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."