Sustainability Crusader Gifts

Environmental Hour Glass.

Award for recycling

"I hope those candles are 'energy efficient'."

"I don't know which upset me more: being diagnosed as bi-polar, or finding out that they're melting!"

"I say we wait for one with a brain..."

"Do you want to pay the twenty cent cup charge or should I just pour the coffee down your throat?"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Polluted geese

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

The interested bystanders.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

100% carbon neutral

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Just Stop Boil

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Global Warmer 2000.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Insect extinction

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Food waste with recycling symbol

Earth stove

There is No Planet C