Eco-conscious Crusader Gifts

Then/Now.

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

'Do you want tap water or bottled water..?'

Estate Agents - Now in!! Affordable houses (flooded).

'I wouldn't wash my food in there if I were you mister: It's downstream from the sewage plant...'

"If I hold this plastic bottle to my ear I can hear the ocean calling for help. . ."

I can't believe how wasteful Humans are: Look at the amount of food they've just thrown out...

'Hey, I thought you people were into recycling!'

"Reboot? I've kicked it six times, but it still won't work?"

'Did you know China is building over 200 coal burning power stations?'

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

COP26 GLASGOW

Rising oceans could prevent wind power being the main power source.

"In the near future climate change will cause huge disasters!. . . And if nature dares to disappoint me, I'll throw the packaging of my vegan burger into the bushes!"

Effects of drought

"Mom, I think your smart water is dumb, 'cuz it's drooling."

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Fossil Fuel Use and the Europe's Drying Rivers

Recycling centre

"Man is the master of this planet, and nature has to adapt to economic concerns!"

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

'Ooo, honey look! On board recycling!'

Ecological Mortar

'I blame global warming.'

Smoke everywhere except the pub.

Global water shortage.

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

Humanity addresses global warming

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Fish want out of polluted river.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."