Climate-conscious Crusader Gifts

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Polluted geese

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

But is it organic?

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

The interested bystanders.

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Global Warmer 2000.

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Just Stop Boil

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Insect extinction

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Food waste with recycling symbol

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Earth stove

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

There is No Planet C

"I think we have run out of time..."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.