Climate Change Crusader Gifts

'We can't stay here, and your father has connections in China.'

"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off."

"What a Christmas! First the North Pole melts, then all the elves get laid off."

Major Ramifications Ahead

Research Concludes: We are destroying Earth.

Recycling - Bottles/Magazines and Commitments to cut CO2 Emissions.

Someone justifying their inaction over addressing the problems of man's impact on the environment.

'Well, I suppose this means we should invest more in solar!'

'I'm just so worried about mercury in the water and sulfur dioxide in the air.'

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

'Remember, your fire insurance is only good if your house burns down...melting doesn't count.'

'Oh, that reminds me. And the polar ice caps: I want them to stop melting.'

'Due to concerns about Global Warming...I'm through with cooking.'

'We don't do ropes anymore -- it's another sign of climb it change.'

The only thing growing in the US drought is the food prices.

'I'll do anything to find water in this drought.'

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

'Hurricanes... tornadoes... drought. and now this. Global warming is ruining everything!'

Meanwhile, in China. . .Pollution.

Atlas of Doom

Couple walking in wind and rain, "This global warming's a worry"

Global warming in the poles

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

'Something tells me our company could be more energy efficient.'

"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?"

'Poo, I say to global warming! Poo! Poo!'

'I remember when this was all ice fields.'

"It says we have to cut back on fossil fuels."

"I told you to listen to the climate science."

'Can we wash your car for you mister?'

Insect extinction

Susta-inability

Global warming.

"Spoiler alert, Clive, incoming 'extreme climate change event'."

"The UN climate change conference in Paris has agreed to reduce planet warming greenhouse gases to below 2 degrees."