Climate Change Crusader Gifts

'We can't stay here, and your father has connections in China.'

"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off."

"What a Christmas! First the North Pole melts, then all the elves get laid off."

Major Ramifications Ahead

"...think positive...think positive...think positive..."

Research Concludes: We are destroying Earth.

Recycling - Bottles/Magazines and Commitments to cut CO2 Emissions.

'Well, I suppose this means we should invest more in solar!'

Someone justifying their inaction over addressing the problems of man's impact on the environment.

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

'Remember, your fire insurance is only good if your house burns down...melting doesn't count.'

'Oh, that reminds me. And the polar ice caps: I want them to stop melting.'

'I'm just so worried about mercury in the water and sulfur dioxide in the air.'

'I'll do anything to find water in this drought.'

'Due to concerns about Global Warming...I'm through with cooking.'

'We don't do ropes anymore -- it's another sign of climb it change.'

The only thing growing in the US drought is the food prices.

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

Couple walking in wind and rain, "This global warming's a worry"

'Hurricanes... tornadoes... drought. and now this. Global warming is ruining everything!'

"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?"

Meanwhile, in China. . .Pollution.

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

Atlas of Doom

'Poo, I say to global warming! Poo! Poo!'

'Something tells me our company could be more energy efficient.'

'I remember when this was all ice fields.'

Global warming in the poles

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

Global warming

"The global warming thing is beginning to scare me!"

How to explain the term 'G-8 Negotiations Result'

"I told you to listen to the climate science."

But It's Cold

Earth Closing Down