Climate Change Fighter Gifts

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

Pollution.

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

"I thought help would be here by now."

Just stop (macassar) oil

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"Sounds of the ocean upgrade...it's sounds of the antarctic icebergs cracking."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Hot enough for ya..?"

Ecology

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

But is it organic?

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Polluted geese

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

The interested bystanders.

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"We'll always have Paris..."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!