Climate Change Campaigner Gifts

'Don't you sometimes feel bad for carbon dioxide?'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Polluted geese

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

The interested bystanders.

"I love you too, big guy."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Trump leaving

Insect extinction

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

Food waste with recycling symbol

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

Giant Snowflake.

The melting polar ice caps

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."