Environmental Campaigner Gifts

"You mean that bag of colonial wealth that belongs here anyway?"

Door to Door Campaigning

Heinrich Boll.

'No more widening of M25.'

"Every year I lobby for a tax on penguins, seals and polar bears and every year NOTHING!"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

North Pole

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

View to the Future

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Climate Crisis

Government a la Carte

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'I blame global warming!'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Insect extinction

Water company bonus.

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"