Conservation Campaigner Gifts

'Mr Snail Darter! Any relation to the little fellow making the headlines a few years ago?'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

North Pole

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

View to the Future

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Insect extinction

Water company bonus.

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"I think we have run out of time..."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

HELLth Food Sprouts

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Climate Change

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

COP29

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth