Conservation Supporter Gifts

'I'm gonna say this one more time: Our only chance is self-control.'

Two taxidermists are confronted with a dead elephant - 'We're going to need some overtime for this one...'

I'm afraid life's a beach and then you die.

"No thanks. I don't need a straw."

'For someone on the verge of extinction, he looks surprisingly well.'

'We're an endangered species: I'd better not take up smoking...'

The mighty North American California Condoor.

"What a moron! No wonder we're an endangered species!"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"I love you too, big guy."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Bee flying to another flower.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Monkey-artist

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"That's mine!"

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

Conservation Area

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'