Environmental Supporter Gifts

Zero emission vehicles

"I thought we agreed on Meatless Mondays."

"You doing ok, Panda?"

'...You need to eat your Greenies so that you grow-up big and strong like Daddy!'

Pasture Prime

Stress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Deforestation.

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

View to the Future

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'I blame global warming!'

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Government a la Carte

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

The original paperless office

Coexist. Coexhaust.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.