Environmentalist Advocate Gifts

Entering Washington, DC. Today's Polticial Atmosphere is TOXIC.

John McCain's Hair of the Dog Strategy

"We've made a few changes."

Boris the Miner

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

North Pole

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

View to the Future

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'I blame global warming!'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Climate Crisis

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Government a la Carte

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Insect extinction

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Water company bonus.