Environment Activist Gifts

No carbon emissions were realised in the production of my bonus and perks.

"My long-distance test results are back. The good news is that my eyes are fine: the bad news is that my vision issues are due to air pollution..."

"Welcome to the future"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

North Pole

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Nature versus commerce.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"I love you too, big guy."

View to the Future

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'I blame global warming!'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Climate Crisis

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Government a la Carte

Insect extinction

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"