Environment Advocate Gifts

'You do realize you're polluting the world with that big thing?!!'

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

'It's called 'fire' -- it'll give us energy independence!'

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

"And that is why GMO's are bad."

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

'That's climate change for you!'

Noah's Ark - Dove brings back waste.

"Global warming...flake news!"

"He said to quit bothering him and to get a changing room of our own."

Two dinosaurs view a human skeleton labelled extinct

If you believe Obama is shaking down BP to pay for their Gulf mess...vote Republican.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

A not-so-happy King Neptune caught up in a Trawlerman's fishing net.

The back of the Taj Mahal.

'If only there was a way to keep electrical costs down...'

'Once you get to the top you have a magnificient view of the hotel through the hole in the ozone layer.'

Small Government Is Here

The final judgement

'Where, oh where, to begin pruning??'

Cappucinos to Go

'We'll have to send them a few million dollars. Any country that's too poor to pollute its own rivers is in desperate need of foreign aid.'

"It's too hot to wear skin."

When We'll Take the Environment Seriously

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Environmentalist

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

North Pole

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Natural Disasters

"We finally reached net zero emissions."